Curse

masterbeef · Jul 19, 2006, 06:15 AM // 06:15

This is a service thread, so here are my runs and prices as follows.

Ascalon to Piken - 1k
Ascalon to Sardelec - 500g
Ascalon to Grenditch - 2k
Piken to Yaks - 2k

Those are all the runs I can complete at the moment. I will add more as my running skills progress and I become worthy of the title [ADD] Runner.

It is well known that these runs are some of the hardest in the game, so it is apparent that my prices are very suitable for the short amount of time, and unique techniques that I implement.

Thank you and I am eager to run you anywhere in ascalon to yaks bend general jurisdiction!

sonic256 · Jul 19, 2006, 06:27 PM // 18:27

Are thoes party prices?

Zephyr Jackson · Jul 19, 2006, 06:29 PM // 18:29

Knowing Happycakes, per person...

Ill buy Ascalon -> Sardelac

masterbeef · Jul 20, 2006, 07:13 AM // 07:13

Hello dear friends,

As well as the first bump of what I hope is a very successful service thread, I must state a cacaphony of bad news. First of all, it seems that the title of my service thread and a large part of the contents, has been edited without my knowledge, or even a notice proclaiming it to my attention.

I find it quite insulting that one or more individuals must do this, without my knowledge. If they are in the crowd now I would like them to answer to my beckoning cries and come forth for their sins.

Now that the dreadful ordeal of stating what occurred last night has been dealt with, i may continue onto greater news. It is to my knowledge, which is vast, that my young friend capitalist will be returning today from his Mini*Ban for his glorious work in his service thread.

In order to celebrate his return, I am offering free Ascalon to Piken runs all today and also am offering a special package which includes a run from Ascalon to Lions Arch and a free rock paper scissors game with myself, the champion. This package will only cost 4k.

Thank you potential customers and I look forward to your support against the unjust tyrants in this world and of course I am always ready to run you in the Ascalon to Yaks bend general jurisdiction!

Pong · Jul 20, 2006, 12:19 PM // 12:19

I need a run.

IGN -- Grosse Heiler

capitalist · Jul 20, 2006, 08:29 PM // 20:29

I could actually use the run for one of my new chars. (Thanks for the support)

masterbeef · Jul 21, 2006, 08:00 PM // 20:00

I shall bump this with a good conscience as my views have been left as they are intended and my ally and comrade capitalist has made his triumphant return to the land of guild wars guru.